its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

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Do you ever think about making the jump from TV to movies or the stage? “It’s definitely a goal of mine but as in most jobs, you don’t just go sign up. I would love to have the opportunity; but filming 10 months a year takes up time, and booking only the projects you happen to be available for is easier said than done. I also love to remind people as working, American actors, not A-list actors, it’s still very much a struggle. Hit TV show or not, I think there is no shame in exposing the reality of that.”

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"I was at a party where everyone was drinking except me, although it probably looked like I was drunk because I fell down the stairs. I was mortified because the only person who saw me fall on my ass was Taylor Lautner."

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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

albeeats:

Corn penne with a pumpkin tomato sauce, veggies and turmeric hummus plus a side of carrots, zucchini and artichoke with lemon

albeeats:

Corn penne with a pumpkin tomato sauce, veggies and turmeric hummus plus a side of carrots, zucchini and artichoke with lemon

(Source: hotsouls)

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

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